Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.
3. Someone addicted to asses.
3. Someone addicted to asses.
"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"
by funkstank June 29, 2009
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Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
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Asma is amazing.
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Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
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Your name of Asema has made you happiest when you are expressing in some creative, artistic way, and not conforming to strict routine.
In a large group of comparative strangers, you are quiet and rather shy, unable to express yourself, not really wanting to become involved in conversation.
On the other hand, among friends with whom you feel at ease, you are expressive, witty, and quite charming.
These contrasting natures make it difficult for people to understand you and can lead to friction in your personal life.
You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed and self-pitying over any real or imagined slight.
If you are not careful, people take advantage of your generous nature.
You find the beauties of nature, fine music, art, and literature--all the deeper things of life--inspiring.
The reserved, sensitive side of your nature brings aloneness and friction into your life, although you crave affection and understanding.
Your name of Asema has made you happiest when you are expressing in some creative, artistic way, and not conforming to strict routine.
In a large group of comparative strangers, you are quiet and rather shy, unable to express yourself, not really wanting to become involved in conversation.
On the other hand, among friends with whom you feel at ease, you are expressive, witty, and quite charming.
These contrasting natures make it difficult for people to understand you and can lead to friction in your personal life.
You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed and self-pitying over any real or imagined slight.
If you are not careful, people take advantage of your generous nature.
You find the beauties of nature, fine music, art, and literature--all the deeper things of life--inspiring.
The reserved, sensitive side of your nature brings aloneness and friction into your life, although you crave affection and understanding.
that girl asema is really cool and nice once you get to know her! although she did seem a bit cold/stuck up at first
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