Alpha male 

Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.

Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."

Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"

Teenage son: "yes, master."

Alpha male by GodofUniverseSon June 7, 2016

Alpha Male 

Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.

90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!

21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!

Alpha Male by avjvel3jfi3fq3 September 8, 2016

Alpha Male 

When a person puts down another person in an attempted to keep a higher status in a certain activity/subject

Person 1: *acting funny*
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.

Alpha Male by TheMrTaco February 15, 2013

Alpha male 

"Muscular" men who are under the height of 5'1 who cant be in proximity to women without giving everyone second-hand embarrassment so they "superiorize" themselves to have that 99% of presumably fake pridefulness that they didn't get as a child. (Used mostly in first person)

"I'm such an Alpha male," or "My alpha male body is too good for that."

Alpha male by BlueMushroom_ May 6, 2022

Alpha Male 

Many people beleive an Alpha Male is a man who is the leader of a pack, dominant, or an agressive male. Fuck these stone age definitions. I will define a true ALPHA MALE in modern society, simply in three parts:

1. A known statistic today is, for every 1 male who has sex there are 2 women having sex, the reason for this statistic is becuase alpha males are the ones who are having all sex, while Beta males sit on the side lines watch this happen.

2. Modern Alpha males dictate their own reality, Alpha's effortlessly change brain patterns of poeple around them,women and men around alpha's feel their strong character and charisma and naturally gravitate and follow thier leadership skills, this is why women beleive everything we say is knowledgable or humerous and subconsiously fall into our laps.

3. Alpha's are frequenlty being considered self-centered assholes. However this could not be further from the truth. We as Alpha males do not cater or sympathize to emtional garbage from insecure women and Beta males, that is not a part of our reality. We see situations in life as our personal stage and have full knowledge and understanding that we control the reality around us, there for the ladys will always have sex with us and the guys will always want to be us.

Becuase I am an Alpha Male I can make friends with lots of women and have sex with all of them and not one of the women would feel devalued or any less of a friend to me

Alpha Male by Bank$$$ December 18, 2007

Alpha Male 

Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.
Has no sense of reasoning except rationalization, which may you note is coming up with reasons after-the-fact. Completely and totally reactionary.
World renowned for creating illth (in place of wealth) and convincing people there is really wealth.
Usually identifiable by their ape-like complexion and ape-like actions. (They're a regressive force in evolution - things always flow both ways)
Stereotypically, what every marine wants to be.

The alpha maleseat first: the runts of the litter get whatever is left over.

Alpha Male by crowley unincarnate January 22, 2005

Alpha Male 

The apex predator

Has never lost an arm wrestle
Can grow a six pack on demand

Jack is such an alpha male. I’ve heard he has a bear mat in his living room, it’s not dead it’s just too scared too move

Alpha Male by Rob3001 May 14, 2020