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Pack's Mom

The product of Crossbreeding a Downs Syndrome midget and Aids infected baboon.
"I brought a girl home last night, but she turned out to be Pack's Mom. Dodged that bullet, huh"
by JackShack July 20, 2014
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Six pack's worth of pretty

An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.

A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.
I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.
by Winclemo March 9, 2008
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Athlete's Pack

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.
Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!
by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014
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duzak's pack

mr. duzak's gigantic penis and testicles while inside his pants make duzak's pack.
duzak's pack is so fucking big
by tom January 31, 2005
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player's pack

A small amount of heroin meant to be sold, but instead is used by the 'dealer'.
Brian: Brother, I brought home a Player's Pack. I'm going to shine down.

or

Brian: I was robbed and stabbed, but they didn't take my Player's Pack.
by Exordium Originals September 21, 2014
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Pack of Stanley's

A group of Polish males in turban's.
Hey, chech out that group of arabs!

There not arbaic, they are polish.

Oh, a pack of stanley's.
by Menchael December 12, 2004
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