The Alpha Male of the group of people you are with at the time is decided by who has the biggest hands. This is a more appropriate way of deciding alpha male instead of everybody deciding whose dick is bigger. And in this case, females can be alpha male (but very unlikely)
Charles, Adam, Tony, and Jeff are all hanging out. Jeff has the biggest hands out of everyone with him, therefor he is the current alpha male.
by CheesusSonOfGod January 10, 2018
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A man who leads with intellectual wisdom and altruism, not with physical strength or gallantry.
Jesus, Aristotle, Gandhi, Einstein, and Nikola Tesla are examples of an alpha male.
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- Dude, look at this alpha male
- U w0t m8?
- Must be a miscer
by BBC_Striker July 18, 2012
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The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 8, 2008
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An alpha male writes definitions of "beta male" on urban dictionary. They always feel the need to talk about how alpha they are. They guzzle cum to get extra testosterone. Closet homosexuals. We all accept you for yourself, "alpha male". No need to hide anymore. You can come out of the closet.
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A alpha male is the dominate one in the group. Never to be messed with.
Wow Cloud 9 Mendokusaii is such an alpha male I wish I was as cool as him
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