Orlandos addiction

When youre addicted to liking little children (basically a pedophile)

girl 1: Why is he in jaiL?
girl 2: Its because he has Orlandos addiction
girl 1: what is that?
girl 2: its when you like little children

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss January 11, 2022

curry addiction

the craving for increasingly hot curry. What used to seem fiery, now seems bland.
An acquired taste, not really an addiction as some researchers claimed.

Pass me the chili powder. This vindaloo isn't hot enough. Ever since I've been with hanging out with the desis, I've developed a serious curry addiction.

by slumdog January 10, 2009

Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Addictider

(Pronunciation: A-dick-dee-der)
1. One who is addicted or cannot stop obsession with something.
2. One who is soo addicted to something they may become retarded or retardeder
3. One who is addicted and may have sexual thoughts pondering about without noticing, especially when referring to the male sex.

Tonia is such an addictider of Michael's.

by Created By Stephanie April 27, 2008

Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS

I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

by Ha-Ha Sister June 5, 2009

Nialler addiction

When you love everything about Ireland’s Niall Horan from his music to his loving life attitude and sense of craic, oh and of course his bromance withJames Cordon and Lewis Capaldi. You are obsessed and nobody can blame you for it cause who doesn’t love Niallar.

I have a serious Nialler addiction and I’m living for it.

by Russel and Jacko January 8, 2021

Dabbing Addiction Disorder

A disorder where a human is addicted to dabbing. Please stop dabbing. Please.

TIP: To know if you have the Dabbing Addiction Disorder, you must dab at least 222 times a day. Oh and the effect will stay for about four years;

*Person 1 dabs*
Person 2 : Oh gawd, dabbing is old
*Person 1 dabs 221 more times*
Person: You have the dabbing addiction disorder, you need help m8.

by woq January 7, 2017