Abbotsleigh

A prestigious girls private school located in Sydney’s upper north shore with yearly costs ranging from $20,000-50,000 depending on whether or not the student boards, and in doing so becomes part of an exclusive club where the aim is to be as much of an asshole as humanly possible.

At this lovely institution, young girls are taught that food is not necessary and should be avoided at all costs. A common belief within the surrounding community is that most Abbotsleigh students are lesbians. This is in fact false - they are bisexual.

Person 1: Oh no, I think I heard a girl throwing up in the bathroom
Person 2: She’ll be fine. Abbotsleigh taught her well

Person 1: I saw an Abbotsleigh girl making out with a boy today. I thought they were all lesbians?
Person 2: Well contrary to pop... *dies*

Abbotsleigh Girl 1: Wow you look so pretty today!
Abbotsleigh Girl 2: Thanks I threw up this morning!

by HotTeenBigBreatsPornhub April 18, 2020

ABBA

Swedish group most prominent throughout the Seventies. Consisted of Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid (Frida) Lyngstad. Became famous after winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Songs are now used as the basis for the hit musical Mamma Mia! which has played to packed houses the world over. Most Yanks became aware of ABBA when they saw the film 'Muriel's Wedding' which proves that even in the Seventies, septics could not tell good music from the crap all over the radio. But that is another story.

ABBA Fan: 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...'

Non-ABBA-Fan: ABBA SUCK! CHINGY* ROCKS!

ABBA Fan: 'Thank you for the music... the songs I'm singing...'

* You can substitute Chingy's name with that of any American artist on the radio today.

by Sonya September 23, 2004

Newton Abbott

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.

Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.

by AVANA March 20, 2011

ABBACADABBA

Spell out this secret scantron code to screw up the machine and make it spit out candy. It will give the person who entered the code at least a D on scanners built from 1965-1980 and at least a 81+ on scantron readers built through 2000.

guy 1: I totally bombed that test, how did you do?
guy 2: I'm a test wizard. I used a little ABBACADABBA and aced it.

by FalseFacts December 14, 2012

nasty abbott

When a man pulls out during sex, skeets on his hand and proceeds to slaps the lady across the face.

guy 1: Carol wasn't to happy with me after last night..
guy 2: Why not?
guy 1: I gave her a nasty abbott!

by alkureg October 12, 2008

abbazabba

A stretchy white candy with a peanut-butter inside. Something only edible while high.

Abbazabba, you my only friend

by Jmi September 9, 2004

Darrell Abbott

One of the greatest heavy metal guitarists of all time. Your tragic passing has affected us in a way we cannot describe. You will be sorely missed, but we shall never forget.

R.I.P. Dimebag. 1966-2004

by Brian February 17, 2005