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ASP.NET is a creation of drunk monkeys
You see how that website's URL ends with .asp? Lmao they are using ASP.NET. What is this, 2005?
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Asp.net

Asp.net net is a web development framework created by Microsoft for fast development of website, it comes in various flavor, like asp.net web form, asp.net web page, asp.net MVC, asp.net razor, and the latest asp.net core .
Since the initial development in the 1990s, it has improve so greatly that even the greatest problem in web development can be easily achieved with it. With .net framework and CLR the server language used are cSharp VB, F#, and other CLR language can be integrated in it. This framework is supported by the world biggest software company, which provide updates to it technology.
I used asp.net to build web apps dynamically and a secured authentication system , and test what it now platform independent
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Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
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asp-arin

Medicine of dubious safety/value/effectiveness that's hawked by a "snake-oil" salesman.
I prefer natural remedies over that asp-arin crap --- who wants to ingest "extract of asp", anyway???
by QuacksO August 26, 2018
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ASP'd

verb - to be drawn into a hollow, false perception along with a wave of angry, fist-thumping blokes and anti-vaxxers vowing that they have your back when they only have theirs. And their corporate friends. For their own gain.

noun - Anti Social Personality discourse which is evident when groups of ASP'd get together online.

noun - aspartic acid derangement in the case of D-Aspartic acid that increase the release of a hormone in the brain that will ultimately result in testosterone production. It also plays a role in increasing testosterone production and release in the testicles. If you've been ASP'd then it is likely you have been mansplained. By a group of fist thumping Trumponian males, in a group, online.
Mbr 1: "It's an echo chamber"

Mbr 2: "yeah"

Mbr 3: "yeah"

Mbr 4: "what an echo chamber!"

Mbr 5: "yeah that"

Mbr 6: "true"

Mbr 7: "yeah"

Mbr 8: "let's lobby to get 'em"

Mbr 9: "what an echo chamber"

"You've been ASP'd"
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Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.
Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.
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Alpha Show Piece (ASP)

All creds go to Cousin T Taw & Uncle Rom Wills check them out.

There’s the scum of the dirt ugly man , there’s the ugly man , there’s the average joe , the average handsome,

THEN

there’s the next level ... The Standard Diesel man the original standard alpha. Think NBA pro level , then above them are the all stars. Then the MVPs the best of the best of the best. That’s an ASP. Usually they are blessed genetically in every area imaginable the face the body build and height. These are are the alphas man. Think Dwayne Johnson , Alexander Skarsgård in Tarzan , Henry Cavill , Daniel Craig. Alphas are inspired regular men are intimidated and or jealous. This caliber even the original alphas don’t even compete with no one. It’s a totally different ball game. There’s no need for them too. These are the men older and even young women pay for for sex exotic work in the sexual underworld if you know you know. These are the gigalow s . Hate all you want but when the ASP Holy Ghost hits everyone knows. It is what it is. What are you gonna do about it !
When that Alpha Show Piece (ASP) Holy Ghost hits its game over for any and everyone in his presence. Commands respect regardless of how people are feeling.
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