Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.

Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.

by Guii July 31, 2025

Milo Sandwich

The epitome of efficiency. A pre-prepared toasted slab of milo between two pieces of stale bread that has been allowed to cool to a stone cold state. Highly nutritious.

Antoine's milo sandwiches are foul, but he claims it's all he has time for.

by Guii August 05, 2025