alfonso

alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry

alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man

by oh ut also is normal December 13, 2018

AlFonze

A fonzi is a male who is of asian and cauasian decent. Usually has a huge greasy forehead and ridiculous glasses and it small in stature.
he gets ripped constantly and smells like the inside of a butthole

AlFonze gets ripped everyday at skool

by greg moss (baw) July 31, 2006

Alfons

If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.

ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.

Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)

Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.

Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.

Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.

Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?

Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!

by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009

alfonso soriano

the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp

alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player

by soriano January 23, 2009

Alfonso

some guy that's is some place that's eating ass from a man with a small dick

yeah that's Alfonso ass eating ass

by yeah yeah hell yeah March 3, 2022

Alfonso

A vegan boi. Goes to school in Kansas but acts like some vegan from Antarctica. He loves lettuce and sounds like Mickey Mouse before hit puberty.

Alfonso is looking at ice trays for sale on his computer while I'm writing this for some reason cuz he's vegan.

by CoalBoi October 31, 2018

Alfonsed

When you or someone else mistakes another person for looking like the fictional character Alfons Åberg från Alfons Årberg.

My friend Aksy got cum in his pants after realising that he had just been Alfonsed by a guy named Alfons.

by Joe Joens January 29, 2025