A batista

Lifting unimaginably heavy weight like it’s a bag of feathers

*deadlifts 495* Yo dude I just pulled a batista

by Aj_theboi December 1, 2021

Batista

someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha

"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"

by batistabomb January 25, 2019

João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister

Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori

by HypperAstro November 5, 2022