09/05/1782

If somebody asks you when you're free for a plan and you have no intention of going through with the plan, you can reply with 09/05/1782. In reference to September 5th 1782 - the day when, supposedly, nothing happened.

“We should totally go and watch Pitch Perfect 7! When are you free?”
“09/05/1782...”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Jovid-05

Jovid-05 is worse than COVID-19 it is the deadliest disease in the world and you die instantly with it unless you like salt and vinegar Pringles

I have heard jovid-05 is back on town

by Spaz05 October 5, 2020

05 January

National Fuck Your Uncle day

hey john! it’s 05 January! national kiss your uncle day! cmere and gimme a smooch!

by theonlybigdude January 5, 2023

2:05 AM

The time in which I am typing this. wait nvm it just changed it's 2:06 now :)

It's 2:05 AM.

by coveted seed July 24, 2023

30/05

May 30 is the day of the savior who will lead the people to the light he himself shines a light so bright people are blinded by that glory it is withheld.

He was born on 30/05 OMG

by Dunnerdundun November 21, 2021

05

Used by Bulgarians to describe the generation born in the year of 2005. They are characterized by being horny, irritable , inclined to being bi/homosexual, and always wanting to pick a fight.

A: Dude the fact you don't support gay rights is pretty homophobic, you are such a degenerate , lets fight!
B: Awe ei pedal nezemen vruh kutelka, sin da ti se rodi zet da ti dovede shiban 05 nabor.

by Kurza05 January 1, 2021

05

he's a pineapple juice bottle isn't he. well anyways he commands the facility he's a important part of the facility and he gets any toy he wants flamethrower.

this piece of pineapple juice is the top of the line commander in the SCP Foundation and has every toy from the foundation and he probably breached like half of the SCPs he probably also recked the foundations main gate and let out ever SCP. don't underestimate this bottle of pineapple juice. he's a good 05 right?

by hjgvfhufejjfjfjjejdjdjjfhhfhhh January 26, 2021