I'd've 

Contraction of 'I would have'.

I'd've tried a little harder if I knew then what I know now.

I'd've by anonymous February 5, 2004

COUCH'D 

To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.

That was a thick ass blunt, I can´t get up man. im COUCH'D
Pepheeee

MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D

COUCH'D by Pepheee February 18, 2007

V.F.D. 

An acronym used for various things in the book series "A Series of Unfortunate Events".

Volunteer Fire Department
Very Fancy Doilies
Very Fine Disguises
Volunteer Feline Dectives
Vertical Fire Diversion
Very Fascinating Drama
Volunteers Fighting Disease
Village of Fowl Devotees
Valley of Four Drafts
Verbal Fridge Dialogue
Very Fun Day
Vinegar Flavored Doughnuts
Violent Frozen Dragonflies
Voracious Fierce Dragon
Vain Fat Dictator
Verdant Flammable Devices
Vernacularly Fastened Door

V.F.D. by Mark Bryan September 28, 2003

Jay Cutler'd 

When you use a minor injury to sit on the sidelines during an important event.

Tom pulled a Jay Cutler with his boss when he got a paper cut.

Tom: "I can't finish the presentation. I'm hurt."
Boss: "WTF. This is. really important. Millions of dollars are at stake. The whole company is counting on you."
Tom: "I'm injured. Sam the intern can finish. We aren't going to win the contract anyway."

Boss: "Sam you finish. Tom just Jay Cutler'd us."

Jay Cutler'd by presqueisle January 25, 2011

Boo'd Up 

to be in a relationship with someone

yo, I heard Jordan boo'd up with Shiri!

Boo'd Up by gettinjazzy October 4, 2010

M.D.D. 

An abbreviation used to covertly refer to Manic Depressive Disorder (Bipolar) or Major Depressive Disorder (Unipolar). Simply referring to it as M.D.D. helps avoid random strangers eavesdropping and thinking you’re nuts.

My M.D.D. is playing up again. That’s why you haven’t seen much of me recently.

M.D.D. by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010

JefF'd Up 

Equivalent to Fucked Up, with reference to the CEO of the largest airline in the US in 2012, who has fucked up said airline with his incompetence.

Dude, it's all JefF'd Up! I can't believe you JefF'd Up our plan.

JefF'd Up by Mother Jeffer October 6, 2012