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stark bollock naked 

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
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Natalie is a super weird but amazing girl who is very self conscious but once you break that barrier your in. She has either the biggest or the lamest crush no in between. She loves her best friends and would do anything for them. She's very unique and likes to dye her hair no matter what color. Natalie's are very shy around their crushes and have trouble communicating but have a lovely heart. :)
Dang Natalie is so nice but it took her a while to talk to me!
Natalie by Yousaywhaatt April 17, 2016
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Another name for Nigeria (country on the coast of West Africa).
Also abbreviated as 9ja.
I am from Naija.
Artists such as D'banj are from Naija.
I have lived in Naija most of my life.
Naija by TWNS October 22, 2008
Cute, funny, sympathetic, caring, wild, daring.
Always grateful for what she has, rarely jealous.
Messy at times, but has an inner neat-freak.
Has a great sense of humour.
Gorgeous, stunning, beautiful.
Woah. What a Nakayla
Nakayla by chicaa.(: October 11, 2010

Nathan Sykes 

1/5 of the nicest, most awesome band ever, called The Wanted. His voice is a gift from God, he's so talented just like every other member of The Wanted. Originally from Gloucester (named Farmland by him), he has a younger sister named Jess. He's a Manchester United fan, he plays the piano. Basically sex on legs, perfect brown hair, face, smile, gorgeous green/blue eyes and his laugh *dead* He's kissed Britney Spears #nicely Nath is a terrible cook (loves tea, thought), takes the most time to get ready and is a fan of Boyz II Men. Often wears caps, and does a perfect impression of a fly.
He loves tents, golf courses and combine harvesters. May also be known as Baby Nath, Nath, Syko, Sid, Picklebunny. Is apart of the bromances know as Jaythan, Niva, Mathan and Nom. The amazing TWFanmily named Sunday "SykesSunday" Catch Phrase: Sexy Time

You may know his twin? Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?
"Oh my gawd, Nathan Sykes is asdfghjkl."

"I agree, he is a sex god."

"Nathan James Sykes do the fly?"

"Nath, my tent or yours?"

"Nathan, you're perfect. Now stick the kettle on, will ya?"
Nathan Sykes by Flyy August 7, 2012
The most amazing girl you will ever meet, if you know a Naama never let her go. She will always end up making you happy no matter what mood you're in. She gives the best advice you will ever ask for. Naama is amazing at sports, dancing, and pretty much everything else she does too. She's funny, beautiful, athletic, and just the best person to be around. You can't ask for any more than a Naama. Let her love you, love her even more, you won't regret it. She may not be perfect, but she's as close as you'll get and trust me, she will be perfect to you.
Bro 1: Yo, who's that beauty over there?

Bro 2: Naama

Bro 1: Of course, how didn't I know that?
Naama by 2bears December 30, 2012
A crazy, fun, unique girl. She's always there for her friends. Her smile can light up a whole room. Beautiful inside and out. Hour glass figure but not too showy. Flirty but is loyal too the people she loves and is not a player. Beautiful shape, figure, face and mind.
Guy:How are you and Natalee
Guy 2:Great shes beautiful, smart and I can actually trust her..
Guy: Can I have her when your done?
Natalee by Poprocks224 September 18, 2012