Hoe Check

Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!

SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"

Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"

Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...

You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.

by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025

Hoe

A bitch who likes dick in her mouth

Dam look at that hoe tool to clean my dick.

by Tocoolforschool February 19, 2020

Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that

steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it

by Steezmiester June 29, 2020

Hoe

Hoe A bestfreind who sleeps with your boyfreind after so many years and they end up having a baby together and he ends up going to jail for abusing my ex bestfreind and then she slept with my brother who got his heart broken.

You are a hoe you slept with my bf.

by MYMOMLEFTMETODAY November 21, 2019

Dirty hoe

A part of the pg rated live action cat in the hat movie

Person 1:Hey do you wanna watch dirty hoe?
Person 2: I would love too

by anonymous April 17, 2022

fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

facebook half hoe

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.

by 12potatoes January 23, 2017