Dale Earnhardt

(Ralph) Dale Earnhardt (Sr) "The Intimidator"
1951-2001

Dale Earnhardt is a NASCAR Legend born from Kannapolis, North Carolina who raced from 1975 to 2001 who won 76 Races and 7 Championships (1980, 1986, 1987, 1990, 1991, 1993, 1994) in the Cup Series who raced Most Notably for Richard Childress Racing (RCR) And also raced for Rod Osterlund Racing until Rod Osterlund sold his Team to Jim Stacy until Earnhardt fell out and left the team then drove for Richard Childress then left, went to Bud Moore Engineering, until finally returning and winning 6 of his 7 championships. He then made a racing team called Dale Earnhardt Incorporation (DEI). Dale Earnhardt crashed trying to defend his 2 DEI drivers Michael Waltrip and Dale Earnhardt Jr in the Daytona 500 in 2001, but his crash was fatal, and he died by a basil skull fracture.

Man, I miss Dale Earnhardt. He was more than a "Dump and run" driver.

by PorchManThree July 20, 2023

Flat-earther

Flat-earthers are people who believe the earth isn't a geoid and believe it's flat because of some bs they watch on youtube

Flat-earther: Can't you see that If I kick a ball water doesn't stay on it
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.

by SkS_defines July 22, 2023

Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Hater Ears

Listening or Critiquing a body of work, person, place or thing, with extensive judgement almost like you hate it before you know what it is.

Drake's album is really good, I listened with hater ears, I wanted to hate it but I like it.

by theFeenyx July 29, 2023

dalton earnest

That bro that was her supple infomercial

Yo, that dalton earnest shit yo

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

Trump Earshot

Trump Earshot is basically when something bad almost happened to you but you managed to avoid it very narrowly

Bro that match was a trump earshot from my rank being lowered.

by Nfgsus July 30, 2024