Drake's

A unit of gnarlyness.
Originating from the French Alps.
Used to measure/quantify any physical endeavour.
Abbreviated (D!)

Person 1: "How big is it?"

Person 2: "errr, 10 Drake's"

Person 1: "Sweet, dropping."

by TheGrandFatherOfAllKnowledge June 19, 2010

Drake's Coffee Cake

A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.

GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."

by Shaunn L. July 2, 2008

Drake's Hairline

It was left in 3rd grade

Aye! That niggah has Drake's Hairline! LMAOOO

by Drake needs to find a hairline October 19, 2016

Drake's Beard

This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."

by Z@C February 26, 2011

Drake's Cake

A piece of heaven, twin-wrapped with cinnamon on top. Nominally just a prepackaged crumb coffee cake sold primarily in the Northeast in boxes of 10, but in reality, so much more.

"Shit, I was down at foodmaster and they had a 2-for-$2 deal on Drake's cakes! Needless to say, I purchased them all.

by ppowpow May 14, 2009

Drake's Cake

When someone takes a massive shit and it resembles a box of something from the Drake's Cakes pastry line. ie Yodels, Devil Dogs, or Ring Dings.

Dude 1: Oh man I can feel my schvinkter pulsing like a heartbeat, I gonna have to drop a Drake's Cake when we get back to your house.

Dude 2: Why the hell didn't you go at Taco Bell.

Dude 1: Dude, this is in no way, shape, or form a duecington for the likes of a public restroom.

by JohnWerner32 July 12, 2006

Drake’s Girlfriend

Alexa Sawchuk.

Drake’s girlfriend is so dope she’s an awesome soccer coach.

by sophdawg6969 July 10, 2019