jobbee jabber

A gay man. A man who jab's wordjobbee/word's, with his willy.

"He couldn't be a jobbee jabber, i didnt get any gay vibes of him. he was a classy fella."
"You're an idiot."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

Jobby Stoppers

A special type of joggers/sweat pants, which have elasticated anklets, preventing the through fare of shit travelling down the trouser leg. Commonly worn by chavs.

"I was glad I was wearing jobby stoppers after eating all that indian food."

by IRISH&SCOTTISH January 12, 2009

Jobsworth

Someone serious in authority who lives by the rulebook to feel like a big man. They might have been bullied at school or have pill dick.

Some shithouse gave me an £80 fine for pissing in the street. "You'll never take me alive copper". Fucking jobsworth.

by Marc Noble July 19, 2007

jobby jabber

what some straight people in my country call gays

hes such a jobby jabber

by Robertalexander August 23, 2005

Briggsy jobbie

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

jobrelatedstuff.com

A website related to workflow and productivity enhancement.

"I needed some ideas on how to improve my career, so I checked out some advice at JobRelatedStuff.com"

by TR85 September 18, 2013

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017