Spanish Inquisition

A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.

L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!

by DerWat September 13, 2017

Spanish Sex

the act of putting the penis in one's ear

Javier had spanish sex last night and got earwax on his dick

by sueraz August 4, 2016

Spanish Wipe

(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.

Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.

by buttman12473 March 1, 2011

Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 7, 2023

spanish shower

To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.

Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.

Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!

by sblerghs March 10, 2003

Jungle Spanish

jungle spanish (lower class, dirty spanish) is usually spoken by dominicans, puerto ricans, cholos (l.a. hispanics) and cubans. Jungle Spanish consisits of english and U.S. ghetto slang mixed with spanish.

it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers

"yo vato loco, whatchu be sayin about my jaina, ese!"; a great example of jungle spanish

by caliiiforniaaalooove October 6, 2010

Spanish

The absolute worst language ever created, completely inferior to every other language and should never have been created. It is a chore to learn and when you speak it you sound like you have a hyperactive brain disorder. What makes this even worse is that 329 million people actually speak the language. German, English, and Russian are all more awesome and kick Spanish's ass. Even Mandarin Chinese and Icelandic, both EXTREMELY difficult languages, are more interesting to learn.

Spanish Loser: ¿Habla Espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?)

Awesome German Dude: Nein, Ich du nicht; Spanisch ist Pferd scheiß, und du bist ein dummkopf. (No, I do not; Spanish is horse shit, and you are an idiot.)

by AppleNerd August 29, 2009