28 definitions by AQUAR1US4LIF3

Teacher

PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.

Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz?
Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

Son of a Bitch

Son of a Bitch is a phrase or word OR SENTENCE used when someone who is born is ur enemy aka. someone you hate. So u say his kind of thing when ur angry or out of control. Sometimes. People just say Son of a Biscuit so it doesn’t sound like they hate u that much.

Typical Gaming Scene

Dude 1: BRO STOP CHEATING!
Dude 2: How am I cheating? Ur so annoying!
Dude 1: SON OF A BITCH!
(5 min later..)
Dude 2: *realizes that he’s cheating and calling Dude 1 annoying*
Dude 2 walks up to Dude 1.
Dude 2: sorry man, for calling u annoying…
Dude 1 doesn’t respond
Dude 2 sees another Dude coming
Dude 3: Ay, be nicer
Dude 2: Shut up, who even are u? And btw, u don’t know what I did so shut ur butt up!
Dude 3 stabs Dude 2.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

School

Yes. School. So school is a place where kids go to fucking learn. Teachers are fucking useless fr, they dont care if your sick! Even I was one of those students that the teachers didn’t care about! Fuck school! Anyway, school is like hell but worse. And it’s also like umm BABYSITTING! Yeah.. babysitting. We all fucking hate school (some ppl don’t.) This is all I’ve got.

A: School is the fucking best!
B & C: Bro stop the fucking cap you piece of crap!
A: Ur mom
B & C: Imagine saying a Ur mom joke in umm… 2023! Lol

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

daiyousei

Another fairy in Touhou Project.

Dude I fucking love Daiyousei from Touhou Project!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

Wednesday

1: a day in the weekend
2: from the show “Wednesday” played by Jenna Ortega
3: the day you either wear pink or a Spider-Man suit and goggles.

It is Wednesday my dudes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Prime Energy

A energy drink KSI and Logan Paul made for fun i think…

KSI: hey Logan our product is BLOWING up!
*logan paul still sleeping*
Logan Paul: oh prime energy or hydration?
KSI: both!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Zodiac Sign

A zodiac sign refers to one of 12 constellations of the zodiac that the sun passes through. A person’s particular sign of the zodiac is the one that the sun was in when they were born. It is a belief in astrology that a person’s personality can be predicted using their sign of the zodiac.

♈️Aries (Ram): March 21-April 19.
♉️Taurus (Bull): April 20-May 20.
♊️ Gemini (Twins): May 21-June 21.
♋️ Cancer (Crab): June 22-July 22.
♌️ Leo (Lion): July 23- August 22.
♍️ Virgo (Virgin): August 23-September 22.
♎️ Libra (Balance): September 23-October 23.
♏️ Scorpio (Scorpion): October 24-November 21.
♐️Sagittarius (Archer): November 22-December 21.
♑️ Capricorn (Goat): December 22-January 19.
♒️ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20-February 18.
♓️ Pisces (Fish): February 19-March 20.

What’s ur zodiac sign?

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 19, 2023