The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.
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As they started moving about it became completely clear how they were robotized instead of dead machinery.
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A 2004 Disney cartoon aired on the Jetix block with a name that sounds made up but is completely real
Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
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