ripe strawberries

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible

Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.

by Tojasok March 26, 2008

Ripping

When people or person makes fun of another person, more as a term of endearment, in front of other people.

"I'm just kidding Regan! Yr not a dumb-dumb...."
"Yeah Regan, hon...we were just ripping on you."

by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

ripping bags

An adjective describing a person with excessively large or obese fingers.
Someone unable to reach into a bag of candy without completely destroying the packaging.

Wow Tina, you're totally ripping bags today. Maybe you should lay off the twinkies for a while.

by VenomousPlatypus July 26, 2009

Ripe

The best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "ripe" is very relaxed, never goes out of style, and people will never laugh at you for using it, very convenient for people like me who don't care about what's "in."

Mitchell: Hey man, i found a dog in the basement downstairs!
Oliver: Thats so ripe man!

Simeon: Thinking about doing some burnouts down the road.
Brendan: Sounds ripe man! Lets do this together.

by olimoli123 September 2, 2013

Ripped Ass

After you fart and your asshole burns.

I used burn cream after i had Ripped Ass

by Matt V. May 14, 2004

Ripped

Ripped is another saying for being high. Usually said from being high off chronic.

Yo im to ripped to reach class.

by Travis360 June 11, 2006

Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)

Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .

by troubledemon March 25, 2009