Quiet Randy

When you shit in someone's mouth to shut them up.

I just couldn't sleep. He was snoring so loud I, gave him a quiet randy to keep him quiet.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011

Quape

1. (n) an Algonquin hand-made, pioneer-style, blanket made from old shirts which may also be used as a cape.
2. (n) synonym of Slanket or Snuggie

A commonly known fact is that the Snuggie is the invention of the millennium. What most people don't realize is the concept was derived by native American's who used blankets as capes, which were called quapes and invented in the 17th Century.

by Infinitymann January 24, 2011

omfg quiet

what you say when the room is quiet jesperetto does all times

<Jesper> omfg quiet

by bodolo March 30, 2003

Quiet Quitting

Quiet Quitting is when you just stop showing up at work instead of giving formal notice. Like "ghosting" your job.

I haven't seen Jeff all week! Is he sick?
No dude, he's quiet quitting - he's never coming back!

by Quokka Cola August 19, 2022

Quiet

When Something Is Very Quiet It Is Almost Silent

The Boy Was Very Quiet When He Was Doing His Work

by Blitz Player August 28, 2017

quibey

quibey rectal opening, butt hole

He had an itchy quibey; You are such a quibey!

by KIKI December 24, 2004

Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers

*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023