3 definitions by jinjabread_man

Open Sleeman

Having anal sex until the person's asshole is gaping and then peeing in the gaping asshole.

We were having the best anal until I couldn't hold in my pee any more and accidentally gave her an open sleeman.

by jinjabread_man April 18, 2011

Quiet Randy

When you shit in someone's mouth to shut them up.

I just couldn't sleep. He was snoring so loud I, gave him a quiet randy to keep him quiet.

by jinjabread_man April 18, 2011

chicago whitesock

taking your used condom and putting it on the girl's foot then telling her to take her walk of shame like that.

I totally gave her a chicago whitesock last night. The walk home must have been brutal.

by jinjabread_man February 6, 2011