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F in the Chat

Saying. When someone is going through a challenge that is most likely life or death and if not can definitely make or break their life and you want to show sympathy but you're apathetic.
Person 1: My taxes were never recognized as paid and now the IRS is coming after me and my dog is being forcefully put down

Person 2: F in the chat for my boy

Person 1: My life is over...

Person 3: F
by RanbowKng October 9, 2020
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Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.
by El Porter May 19, 2006
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chat whore

someone who cybersexes all day long, with anyone
she's on yahoo 24/7, she's such a chat whore.
by chenger November 8, 2003
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Chat-Trap

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009
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Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.
Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.
by dffgdddd February 4, 2010
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Boba Chat

Boba chats are a casual way to meet someone new or to reconnect with an old friend to catch up. It's often a spontaneous way to plan a meetup over boba milk tea.
Kevin: "Wow we haven't talked in a while! How have you been?"
Kelly: "I'm doing good! Can we have a boba chat? I have a lot I want to share with you!"
Kevin: "Awesome. Boba Guys at 3 tomorrow?"
by bobabae August 8, 2019
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Chat-Killer

A post in a chatroom, forum, or other means of instant messaging which causes all of those participating in the discussion to quit replying, or cause a significant delay in posts back, comparable to an awkward silence.
"The phrase, 'Hail Satan' is a real chat-killer on most Christian servers."
by Bruh10293 February 6, 2019
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