Pre-good luck

Wishing someone luck for something that would happen 24+ hours later.

Matthew: Wish me pre-good luck for my test please.

Person: Why? Is it difficult?
Matthew : Yeah bro
Person: Then I wish you pre-good luck bro.

by althenamesaretakenLOL March 12, 2020

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MARK LUCK

An oddly specific occurance of bad luck which makes you believe as though a supernatural force is fucking with you

If two people are walking in a cycle lane and you are walking on a side walk and a cyclist gets off the cycle path to avoid the two and hits you instead, you have just experienced Mark Luck

by Wagwanonthemandem April 27, 2020

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The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

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Lazarus luck

The term "Lazarus luck" is applied to someone who has partied so hard that others deem them lucky to be alive. This may also apply to someone who has been resuscitated after an over dose. In reference to the biblical figure Lazarus of Bethany also known as Lazarus of the four days. Lazarus was said to have been resurrected four days after his death by Jesus.

Ozzy Osbourne must have some kind of "Lazarus luck"; the man has probably been brought back to life ten times!

by partyviking June 28, 2013

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