a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
Get the Granny Milkshake mug.1st year, particularly on a semi truck. "Granny hole", of course, referring to the tendency for a granny to drive slowly. Made popular by the film Larger Than Life.
"I can't make it over this hill! My truck has no power!"
"Put 'er in the Granny Hole!"
"What?"
Granny Hole's first gear bird brain"
"Put 'er in the Granny Hole!"
"What?"
Granny Hole's first gear bird brain"
by JediMasterCobra April 30, 2020
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When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020
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Get the Granny's Muff mug.Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
Get the Granny mug.When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
Get the Granny Lip It mug.- this man is really grannying out on this acid.
- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.
- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.
by JvE2803 February 3, 2021
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