Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018

Fecalphobia

Fecalphobia is disorder where one is afraid to defecate in public restrooms or any toilet other than their own. Fecalphobia can lead to constipation, embarrassing accidents or , in worst cases, bowel obstruction

John's fecalphobia kept him from pooping all day when we were at the festival.

by Olddawg July 20, 2018

fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.

Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit

by DispatchHell November 10, 2018

fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.

Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.

by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 9, 2019