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butt eating

licking the ass while doggy style position "butt eating"
by @skilzsociety September 22, 2013
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Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.
Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!
by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009
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grass eating

The lowest level of bribery, generally associated with breaking the law i.e. dirty cop/agent/attourney. This could be as simple as taking free food and coffee from local eateries and turning a blind eye to there less than stellar activities or keeping confiscated goods without raising any flags or perpatrating the offenders.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.
Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.

cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."
by Cux August 27, 2006
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eating out

where a guy/girl licks a girls pussy
patrick f eats out his sister all the time
by princessbish July 12, 2003
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Eating Irons

Need your eating irons so you can get some scran
by Ripper31 April 15, 2007
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Eating the Crust

When a ho gives a guy a rim job even though she is aware that he has crusty shit stuck in his ass pubes....
That Bitch was so nasty she was eating the crust last night....
by Mr. Bucknasty April 19, 2009
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eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females
by Kristin October 31, 2004
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