Deaned

When something is fucked by a tiny grey cock attached to a lanky twat that knows fuck all about everything

He really Deaned that hoover. Martyn is fuming.

by Bellends inc June 5, 2025

howard deaned

A euphemism for fisting a girl (with or without screaming "pppyyyaaawwwwh" like Howard Dean).

Hank: "Hey man, isn't that the girl you Howard Deaned last weekend?"

Scott: :Yeah dude, let's not talk about that."

by yeah_im_that_guy November 5, 2012

california deaner

a sexual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper,

todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.

by sfopldsfjl; October 5, 2016

Deance/Deaner

Pronounced Dee-nse
Adjective/Noun
A lurker who approaches a group of people unwelcomed, who awkwardly inserts himself in the conversation.

“Yo Dino stop being such a deance/deaner!”
“Omg! Dino is always deansing around, he must have bad deanxiety”

by DictionaryDude124 September 24, 2021

daneism

the worship and study of rocks. beleiving that all were created by and from rocks and do return as such. Daneism is named after it's messiah like christianity. the messiah is said to be Dane Loathy, who in 2009 renewed the knowlodge of this ancient religion. Most paganism and the egyption religion were origionally Daneism, although named differently at that time. they all swayed from the main course caused by greed and misconceptions of their leaders. the origional name has been long forgotton although it is said not to be a word but a not not producable by humans. In ancient times humans had a nickname but only the earth itself could produce the sound of the true name. currently the earth is in a low acticvity period, sortof like sleeping, but it's slowly waking and becomeing more active with the more people that beleive in daneism. almost all major religions were origionally an interpretation of daneism by someone who fully understood it but couldn't explain it to others in literal terms and so the whole religion is a metaphor.

person 1"have you heard about the ending of the earth thing in 2012?"

person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."

person 1"oh.........you sure?"

person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"

by sir echtor the reallyveryshort December 31, 2009

danertuhax

a word used to express anger towards a female behind her back.

Gah! I can't stand her! Danertuhax!

by thetanuki_shift December 9, 2010

daneshe

an uncommon name that many people dont know. usually for someone of african-american decent. a gorgeous girl whose funny and nice and is good at making friends

bystander 1: omg did u see that omg that was hilarious!!!
bystander 2: no who did it?
bystander1: it was daneshe she so funny!!
daneshe: o guys!!!

by Tinka Boychalova November 26, 2010