Branded Camel 

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.

Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"

Branded Camel by ewpew02 September 12, 2012

Brandork

A. Short for brandorkimas moronicuss,
B. A dorky kid named Brandon. Idiot moron perv Retard playa

I saw brandork the other day, he ran a red light right in front of some nigga in da hood.

Brandork by Mangus Colorado October 20, 2015

Band Twinkie 

A Band Twinkie, sometimes spelled as Band Twinky and simply called "Band Twinks", is pronounced: "buh-ayy-nd tw-ink-ee" and refers to any and all members of the school's Concert, Jazz, and Marching band. A "Super Twink" is someone who is in all three, or more.

Band Twinks are normally seen in their natural habit-- the band room. The band room is a holy place where band twinks experiment by doing unholy things. "What happens in the band room, stays in the band room." 'nuff said.

Band Twinks are the secret master minds of the school, as well as the master race. They are infamous for their hilariously, odd behavior and have too many inside jokes to account for.

A Band Twinks diet consists of Domino's Pizza on Friday nights, donuts for breakfast on Saturday's, and McDonald's on Saturday nights.

The football players are noticeably jealous of a band twink's success during their careers as a marching band geek. -- see "marching band nerd".

You can spot a Band Twink from a mile away, this is normally due to the egotistical pride one has for being a Band Twink. They (Band Twinks) will defend Marching Band with all their heart, and will most likely consider it a sport!

Do not mess with Band Twinks, they are the toughest, baddest mofo's you will ever meet, and will either stab you with their clarinet or hit you with their sousaphone. It's just best not to mess with them, as well as trying to make them laugh as they are marching parade--it just won't work!

jock--"Man, I wish I were as cool as a Band Twinkie!"

"Toes up!"

"GUIDE!!"

"Let's play ass tag!"

Band Twinkie--"So in order for Marching Band to be considered a sport, we have to wear pads and spandex and hump men?"

Band Twinkie by Maeve Roche August 29, 2010

Boy Band Theory 

The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.

Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon

Boy Band Theory by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011

Dio Brando 

Dio Brando is A gud Boi That is very hawt and sexi. His favourite words are WRRRRRRYYYYY and MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. He is our Lord and Saviour. All hail DIO

All hail Lord DIO Brando

Dio Brando by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019

Marching Band 

Intensive walking while playing an instrument.

"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."

Marching Band by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Let's Go Brandon

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for U.S President Joe Biden.

"Let's Go Brandon" originated from a NASCAR race in mid-2021. During the race, the crowd began to chant "FUCK JOE BIDEN!" When the media covered it, they attempted to convince people that the crowd was saying "Let's Go Brandon," to cheer on one of the racers, Brandon Brown, in a ridiculously bad attempt at damage control. In the weeks that followed, several music artists began to make parodic songs about the ridiculous error. The song "Let's Go Brandon" by rapper Loza Alexander was by far the most successful, becoming the most popular song on iTunes in less than a week. And thus, a legend was born. "Let's Go Brandon" is now a very common phrase uttered by people who strongly disapprove of Joe Biden's job performance.

Let's Go Brandon by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022