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winnipeg winter 

some crazy cold temperatures in north america (canada winnipeg manitoba) winter months that range from -25 to -50 Celsius or -13 to -58 Fahrenheit
it involves frigid cold or decently warm (-25) but with massive wind chill so its just never nice weather. even when it seems like its getting better you get hit with snow, hail, windchill, blizzard or all of the above
G1 man its freezing out here with this blizzard it feels like a winnipeg winter
G2 no kiddin -45 is crazy how do them habs deal with it every year or even every week

G1 man california people think its cold when its +15 celcius they need to come up north and experience some winnipeg winters heck they wont even make it to the border its so cold
G2 ya hey id like to see some southerners have some Winnipeg weather
winnipeg winter by thepetikman January 24, 2014

The Winter Break Challenge 

Attempting to masturbate as many times as physically possible before your dick falls off, during the time between fall and spring semester.
Guy 1: "Just finished my last final!"
Guy 2: "Let The Winter Break Challenge BEGIN!"
Guy 1: "Already jerked one out on the way over."

ellis winter 

Ellis winter is a lanky nonce who thinks that it is legal to shag underage girls, Ellis uses his size to dominate these young females and gives them no choice than to be fucked by this monster cock.
If these girls didn't smell of fish before this encounter then they definitely do now, Ellis has all of the STDs you could imagine so if you see this man you must run for your virginity (and your future children)
Ellis winter has a monster cock but has every STD imaginable

Russian Winter 

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.
Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol
Russian Winter by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

prussian winter 

When Russia invades the German Empire during world war two, but they get pushed back, and Vladimir (John) Lenin decided to start a revolution backed by the Germans
General: How is the invasion going?
Soldiers: Sir, the prussian winter is pushing us back

Now is the winter of our discontent 

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.
A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"