winternet 

Internet use that takes place during winter, or winter-related Internet activities.

"Oh, lol, I'll check the winternet to see if today's a snow day."

winternet by poofie March 21, 2005

Winternet 

The reduced speed of your broadband due to the adverse effect of winter weather on overground phone lines

I am not enjoying the speed of my winternet today

Winternet by delaclo January 26, 2011

WINternet 

A mythical land and/or type of credibility that nerds, trolls and forty year old virgins hope to achieve by winning pointless arguments on discussion boards, chats, threads, or forums.

"Yo, why won't you give up arguing your shitty point with no factual evidence on my status?"

"I'm trying to reach the winternet, bro"

WINternet by em=me April 24, 2017

winternet 

An alternative to the term, internet. Combining both the terms WEB and INTERNET into one.

I'm going to get online, and check my email on the winternet.

winternet by Henry Aird February 6, 2005

Winternet

when your internet slow af / keeps cutting out during winter.

Jake: Yo FUCK this winternet gang 💔

Winternet by can't get any 𝓓𝓐ℳ𝓢𝓔ℒ𝓢 January 13, 2026

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)

Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

Strongest Army On The Internet by zuccsucc May 24, 2018

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)

Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

Strongest Army On The Internet by Carl_TheLlama March 30, 2019