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rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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anxiety shit

When you are so nervous or anxious about something that you suddenly have explosive diarrhea.
Let me go take my anxiety shit before I have to face work.
by Luna Mystica January 12, 2017
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bottomless shit

Someone who is so entirely full of shit that it’s as though an endless supply is available to them.
Our new supervisor has already clearly demonstrated that he is a bottomless shit.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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Crazy Fucking Shit

Crazy Fucking Shit

1) the name for something that was so insane, you just had to call it "crazy fucking shit"

2) drugs you take when you have no idea what it is or whats in it
1) dude, that roller party was some crazy fucking shit man...

2) dude, i just dropped something, and its some crazy fucking shit.
by xstacy March 1, 2009
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Special Forces Shit

-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.

-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.
-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.

-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.
by Dick-man March 5, 2010
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driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
by llvdoc September 7, 2017
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