case race

A race in which two teams of one or more people compete against each other to see who can finish a case of beer faster. If a team/member quits, passes out or throws up they are immediately declared the loser.

I was trashed after the case race.

by S. P. Murphy July 23, 2008

zepplin race

when a ladies breasts are larger than the norm, but firm enough to hold their own.

"wow , look at the norks on her, its neck and neck in the zepplin race"

by A B Thomas September 10, 2005

Boat Race

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Sometimes, but not usually shortened to boat. The term received wider recognition in 1979 when the Monks released their recording of “Shame about her face”.

Nice legs shame about her boat race.

by AKACroatalin February 12, 2017

creedo-race

a 5 mile race between animals from various contries.

The snow-dwelling Adrvark was left out of the creedo-race after sleeping with the Gobi-fish and disperrsing mince pebblets.

by 2eyemike October 23, 2006

The human race

Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.

Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.

by ColdSuit December 22, 2013

snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.

Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.

by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010

green light race

The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket

"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"

"why are you putting your seat belt on?"

"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"

by 2004Mustangsaleen June 27, 2007