peening

Flirting, to flirt with intent to achieve.

"Dude, you planning on peening with her this weekend?"

by Ak123456789 November 6, 2006

Peenie

Peenie Is the word for a very tiny penis. One that you would say is 'cute' and people make jokes about it being microscopic.

Have you seen Alex's peenie? No because it's so small.

by Peenieluva May 24, 2016

peen snap

the peen snap is simple. when a male pisses you off or shuts you down for no apparent reason, this is when the peen snap comes into play. fuck you for not going for something thats right in front of you. ill catch you fucking some other girl(or at any given moment)...run up, grab your nasty peen and snap it in two.

Boy: (uninterested)Welp, cya
Girl: RARRRRR (Peen Snap Occurs)

by I hate boys, lets peen snap em all April 24, 2005

e-peen

a 1337-tard (aka computer ricer) uses to make up for their real peen lacking size by dropping rediculous amounts on video cards, and cpus that will be obsolete in 30 mins

1337-tard: ZOMG DUDE I JUST GOT A Geforce999999GTR with racing stripes with macho phallic shit on teh box, next week i'll get the MAD Mathlon 8675309+ sixty-nine and a turbo absolute zero cooler

me: wow dude, you must be a fucktard, to put all that shit together for some e-peen points on hardocp forums

by You're the Dan now dawg! August 30, 2005

peeniehole

another word for penis or peepee

Look at my peeniehole!!!

by jim May 13, 2005

Peenbag

Kid that steals your kills

Shaggy you are such a Peenbag!

by 18152 November 12, 2010

peen

1. n. slang. Male genetalia.
2. v. The word used to describe anything and everything a certain kid named Nathan may be doing at any given time.

hey susie! wanna see my peen?

oh my god nate! stop peening! nobody wants to see that.

by L_unit January 21, 2006