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A term used to refer to the "Scrotum Pole" (often used as an insult)
'One day you're going to lick my peentis' or 'Jim, you remind me of a big, smelly peentis.'
peentis by Chris P. Johnson December 21, 2003
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Peenoise 

The most common type of Filipino online gamer, having one or more of these characteristics:
1. Toxic - always spouts foul Filipino words; threatens to disrupt the game/experience if he does not gets his way, like AFK-ing, griefing or abandoning.
2. Superiority Complex - they are the same ones who think that Filipinos are the best race in the world.
3. "Pabida" - he always wants to be under the spotlight; would rather have good stats than a good game.

They are known to be the most cancerous kind of online gamers, even giving reputation to SEA as the most toxic region on most popular online games. What sets them apart from your typical toxic gamer is that they are extremely aggressive, and if they have a microphone, they will not stop screaming "PUTANG INA MO BOBO".
Allied Dazzle accidentally picks up the kill...
Peenoise: "PUTANG INA MO BOBO BAKIT MO KINUHA KILL KO GAGO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucking noob why did you get my kill idiot")

Peenoise gets skillfully sniped from middle-doors in Dust 2...
Peenoise *screams from mic*: "PUTANG INA HACKER YUN PUTA ALIS AKO MGA BOBO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucker, he's a hacker. Fuck, I quit, idiots.)
Related Words
peentis Peenoise pentis Peeniss Peenish peents prentis Peenits PeenTSD peetis

prentissexual 

are u prentissexual? because i am.
prentissexual by leilany prentiss December 21, 2020

Emily Prentiss 

Amazing brave hot FBI agent on the show Criminal Minds, in love with her non-official wife Jennifer Jareau. She is also a cat lady because she has a cat called sergio
why can't i be married to emily prentiss

emily prentiss 

emily prentiss is a raging lesbian with a cat named sergio. she has a crush on her coworker, jennifer jareau. she is so incredibly hot id lay down my life for her. i love you, emily prentiss. she is an amazing profiler and is such a girl boss. (girl boss used ironically) (i hope you’re reading this in the fast voice the people do at the end of the commercials) (emily prentiss with black hair, jennifer with blonde).
emily prentiss is so badass sheeeeeeshh *lip bite*.

literally step on me, emily prentiss.

emily prentiss is such a good profiler!
emily prentiss by bpycc_bri April 8, 2021

Emily Prentiss 

Hey did you see Emily Prentiss in the new Criminal Minds episode?
Emily Prentiss by prvtiss January 10, 2021
A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.
"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"
Peeniss by MeNaK February 8, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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