Two Lick Chick

When you're really good at going down south, you make her climax with 2 licks!

That girl Aimee is a two lick chick... She's soooo sensitive.

by HerChoice November 17, 2010

Sucky Lacky

A phrase used to dissolve awkwardness in conversations.

Friend: Hey how are you, are you coming out tonight?

You: Nah, I've got to clean out my rats. Sucky Lacky!

by Run_DMC April 28, 2013

marty mayo lick

when a kid named matthew eats bread-mayo-bread sandwiches

marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!

by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019

Lick My Rim

The female version of "Suck my dick"

Normally used when asked a question, and the reply is no.

Or

If someone has pissed you off.

Dude can you lend me a fiver?

Ermm how about no, Lick my rim.

Or

Your a prick,

Hey bitch, lick my rim.

by Bethizaretard January 11, 2010

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

Devious Lick

A shitty trend started by retarded 6th graders where people steal stuff from a school then they act shocked when they get arrested

Person 1: What did you do today?
7th Grader: oh yea I hit a devious lick in the boys bathroom, stole a stall door
Person 1: wtf is wrong with you?

by TheAnonymousGameGuy September 25, 2021

lickadickaday

a Trick Question meaning "lick a dick a day". in order to obtain its full effect word must be be said in a fast manner to someone with a lower social status than yourself.

you: "wagwan breh, do you lickadickaday?"
recipient: "Umm...yeh" - (not knowing what it means)
you: "WAAAAAAAAAAAASTEMAN1!!!111!!"

by penguin91874 January 18, 2008