Limper

A Motobility Customer.

Heres another fucking Limper looking for a free car to abuse.

by DECKSPINNER April 11, 2011

Limpbeat Dad

A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.

Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.

by Birthday month January 31, 2020

Limposter

In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game

I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness

by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021

limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004

limpdick

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

by WalkieCamoKurtie July 1, 2006

Limpopo

A large river in Africa. Often used as an honorific term towards a person who gives you some water.

Person 1: Limpopo, please give me some water.
Person 2: No problem child.

by yeahnav January 18, 2021