jam-ez

A Jam-Ez is a gaysian with bad aids and anal seepage.

I know this guy who is a Jam-Ez, he is a fucking ugly loser with siphilis.

by Faceboy December 10, 2008

Jam Tart

a whore that's on her period

person 1: "did you fuck stacy last night?"
person 2: "nah, she was a jam tart"

by purpleninjawithzecat August 23, 2011

Jam Packer

Noun- A stupid or gormless person who insists on embarrassing themselves wherever possible. This word can only be found in Blyth, as it's use has not been widely spread. Note: Use with caution, can be misinterpreted wrongly.

why did you do that, you made and arse outta yourself, you little jam packer

by Ben Taylor May 13, 2005

jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.

"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.

by El Cholo March 4, 2004

Jam session

When u listen to music and dance to it with more then 1 person

we had a jam session las nite

by krista January 4, 2004

Jam Sandwich

A Uk police car, specifically the kind with an orange strip all the way round the sides. A bit of a misnomer really, but marmalade sandwich just doesn't sound right. Plus these days most police cars are either in high visibilty markings that resemble batenburg cake, or just plain white.

Cockney: Oh fack. That dibbles getin' awt of 'is jam sandwich. RUN!

by dj_monged August 15, 2004

jam session

a gangbang of sexual intercourse with 4 or more guys on one girl.

That bitch is sick she had a jam session with 6 guys

by Anonymous July 14, 2003