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ham fart

the smell of a nice, satisfying ass belch after a hearty helping of hammy barbeque.
i just farted and it smelled like ham barbecue. I felt like I was in the kitchen and mum had it cooking in the pot...except this one came cooked out of my bung hole. the essence of ham fart.
by mmp202 March 4, 2008
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Ham and Brownies Day

An Internet holiday consisting of gaming, hanging out, and ham/brownie consumption in great quantities.

Currently unrecognized by most news outlets and governments, Ham and Brownie Day will surely become a fixture of calendars in the near future.

Ham and Brownie Day occurs on August 12th of every year. As the day approaches, observers of this holiday often stock up on ham products and brownies in anticipation of the amazing parties sure to ensue.

When the day finally arrives, participants are encouraged to eat their fill of ham and brownies, then do whatever the heck they want from then on. Play video games, sleep, read a book, watch TV, whatever. Ham and Brownie Day is mostly about the celebration of all things ham-ish and brownie-like, as well as centered on having a good time. It's a feel-good holiday that anyone can take part in!
Yo! Ham and Brownies day is coming up! Get Kyle down here with some fine-ass ham!
by Admiral Titus July 8, 2010
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Ham n Jam

v. To get Hammered and then to attend a Jam (Party)

Can be shorted to HJ.
1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"

Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."

2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"

Max "Im always down for a HJ"
by asdkaidland May 21, 2010
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ham and cheesed

To be overly inebriated or drunk. Might be used in place of the word hammered or smashed.
I drank so much, I'm so ham and cheesed right now!
by Brody Denis May 19, 2007
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Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham
Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!
by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021
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Ham Wallet

a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet
by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009
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ham sandwhich

A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.
White on both sides pink in the middle.
Dark on both sides pink in the middle.
by J Dank June 9, 2005
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