Myles Flood

The act of being kicked in the teeth, while your lover caresses your knee caps and runs for mayor.

Adam got kicked in the teeth by Obama, his girlfriend, while she was rubbing his knee and giving a campaign speech. Adam recieved the 'Myles Flood.'

by Smooth man March 22, 2009

rofl flofl

Rolling On the Floor Laughing F**king Laughing Out F***ing Loud

that article was so rofl flofl

by t0x1cb0mb3r December 14, 2010

The Flood

Term used to describe the phenomenon that when a sports team does extremely bad the fans flood out of the stadium to go home in anger.

Dad: "oh great Florida just got scored on again, common son were going home."

Son: "But dad I don't want to wait in The Flood."

by kronkasaurus rex November 14, 2012

flood the bucket

When a girl is riding you with her back facing you and she loses such control during orgasm that she accidentally farts liquid shit all over your belly and it collects in your belly button.

I'd totally bang Betsy but she's so drunk, she'd probably flood the bucket the first chance she gets.

by Laf & Grow Fat April 7, 2006

open the floodgates

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'

I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.

by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006

flooding the cave

stick ur dick in a girls ass, and piss inside her

yea man, i flooded her cave like a bitch. she never saw it coming

by brian December 22, 2003

floffus

Uhh, hardly. Douche bag they are no where near the best pop-punk band ever.

fuck floffus in their talentless assholes.

by Jeremy Hammond (Josh you suck balls) January 31, 2003