Formal Declaration

An official way of asking someone to be your girlfriend, oftentimes seen as silly by parents. It can be an awkward conversation between a dude's girlfriend and his father when asking her about the "Formal Declaration"

"Back in my day, we didn’t need any of these formal declarations to ask someone out. Now they show up with a physical calendar, scheduling the date and pre-marking anniversaries like it’s a business contract!"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Formal oral

When you perform oral sex while wearing formal attire.

"My girlfriend looked hot in her suit as she performed formal oral on me"

by connorthecanoe February 18, 2025

Freal

A word made up from the terms "For" and "Real"

"Yeah dude that movie was so good freal"

by PrettyLilPinkieToe April 19, 2025

Formally Twitter

When an online platform or content goes through enshittification and becomes fascist at the same time.

Like how Twitter became X after Elon Musk bought it, I.E. "formally Twitter."

Please don't formally Twitter Bluesky.

by MJ's Left Kidney April 30, 2025

Formals

an evening gown.

"cocktail parties every night so the ladies can show off their formals"

by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025

Formal

an occasion on which evening dress is worn.

"the college will be hosting their annual formal on February 6"

by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025

Formal goonology

Formal Goonology is not just about “gooning”, Formal Goonology is the evolved, intellectual form of it. It turns focus and obsession into a disciplined science. It studies how the human mind reacts to intensity, fixation, and altered states of concentration, blending psychology, philosophy, and neuroscience. Unlike casual gooning, it’s not about indulgence, it’s about analyzing and mastering the mechanisms behind it. In short, Formal Goonology is where instinct meets intellect, turning raw human fixation into structured understanding.

Formal goonology is the is the best study course to take in college

by Goonologist October 24, 2025