Dumber than a bunch of cleaners

Being dumber than someone that pushes a broom and cleans toilets for a living.

If you got any stupider you would be dumber than a bunch of cleaners!

by Scott Putnam December 22, 2008

dumbellion

To be dumber than the dumbest. As in if dumb were a unit vector (pointing up your dumb ass) than billion gagillion would be the scalar to make it dembellion.

Tommy Hellstern is dumbellion

by quirkyblondie October 2, 2009

dumbnesia

When you did something stupid and then forgot (or pretended to forget) about it. Fortunately, your local support group (AKA "friends") will be sure that epic tales of dumbness are regularly resurrected at parties, family reunions and all other social gatherings, even in your absence, so that such tales are added to the collective consciousness and, thus, are never truly forgotten.

Ann experienced dumbnesia when she forgot about the time she set the microwave for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Fortunately, her fellow residents in the dorm remind her at every gathering.

by xcici October 14, 2010

dubble bagger

used by the boys of jersey shore when a girl is so ugly you have to put two bags on her head just in case one falls off so you wont have to see her face.

Ronnie: Did you see that girl i brought home last night?
mike: Yeah whatta dubble bagger! cant beleive you smushed her

by poopheadyutugbkih November 29, 2010

Dimbledor

Dimbledor means silly and in some cases stupid but is also used as a pet name to tease someone

Rain: Ash, you dimbledor
Ash: im a what?
rain: *giggels* i said your a DIMBLEDOR! *hugs him
Ash: pets her head- that's lovely Rainalia -

by Rainalia Rife October 23, 2012

dumbbelling

Having a short distance ticket for each end of a train journey to get through the barriers and avoid the full fare.

If you are caught "dumbbelling" you would be prosecuted under Section 5.3(a) of the Regulation of Railways Act, which on conviction would, at the very least, result in a criminal record,

by Darley Dale October 2, 2013

dumbped

"Dumbped" is when a romantic relationship between two people ends, and one party (it can be either) strongly feels that the break-up was a bad idea. Note the spelling is dumbPed, which is a combination of dump, as in, to break-up with someone, and dumb, as in, not smart.

A person might say they are dumbped if they felt they were good with the other person, but that person broke it up before they spent more time together. It could be used to describe a situation where the person 'dumbped' feels like they were broken-up with for a bad or lame reason.

"We went on a few dates, but he didn't want to see me anymore. I thought we had good chemistry. I can't believe he dumbped me!"

"Why did I break-up with her? My friends are idiots! She was great. I definitely dumbped her."

by ptrizzle2014 March 10, 2014