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dumbnesia

When you did something stupid and then forgot (or pretended to forget) about it. Fortunately, your local support group (AKA "friends") will be sure that epic tales of dumbness are regularly resurrected at parties, family reunions and all other social gatherings, even in your absence, so that such tales are added to the collective consciousness and, thus, are never truly forgotten.
Ann experienced dumbnesia when she forgot about the time she set the microwave for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Fortunately, her fellow residents in the dorm remind her at every gathering.
by xcici October 14, 2010
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dumbnesia

the art of being selectively forgetful.
what mean you don't remember...?? ahhh - got it. Dumbnesia must have set in.
by yoyo AUSTIN May 15, 2019
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DumbleSacredCowWhore

Someone that is a mixture of a sacred cow as shown in Indian culture and a dumblewhore
Jeff: Oh yeah you're my dumblesacredcowwhore

Britney: Jeff wtf I'm your sister
by Mario Spaghettio's January 7, 2020
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Dumbmedial

This is a random thing I came up with and has become well used in many schools all because I called it my brother.

This is basically what the word says...

a merge or dumb and remedial
Person 1: - How do I change the channel on the TV
Person 2: - Use the remote... you dumbmedial lol
by Matthew Parkes December 3, 2007
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Damnesia

Amnesia with Tourettes Syndrome added in. Swearing up a storm and not remembering why.
I don't know why I was swearing last night, must have been damnesia.
by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008
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damnesia

when a good looking girl walks by you forget everything which is a severe case of damnesia
my buddy stopped mid sentence from a case of damnesia when the hottest girl in school walked by
by Tyler Call March 30, 2007
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dumbness

A word first coined as a means of expressing an otherwise inexpressible level of sheer dumb located in one certain hoes head.
Joe: Did you hear about the guy who smoked 20 pounds of weed?
Jack: Yeah, he reached a new level of dumbness. Wish I was him.
by Tyler Durdensonstein October 16, 2011
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