Contrary to popular republican belief, NOT the road to Socialism. Rather the gates that prevent banks from using your money to make bad investments until "It's gone." Also the reason a loaf of bread does not cost 5 million dollars.
South Park explains the consequences of lacking regulation.
"Great, I will deposit the money in your account. Then I will invest the money in unstable foreign currency in order to turn a profit, and it's gone. This table is for account holders only. NEXT!"
The redplastic beverage cups that are consistently abundant at any college/university party or kegger. The go-to cup for standard beer pong and flip cup matches.
"Beer pong tourny at our place tonight; gotta go pick up some regulation reds."
A home-schooled jungle freak who is actually a hottie but won't accept it and pretends they are not when everyone else knows they are a hottie. No matter how many times you tell them they are a hottie or how many times they get hit on, they will not believe it.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!