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Dead Chat xd

When a chat is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond, the funny person of the server has to send something that correlates to the phrase ''Dead Chat xd'', whether it be a GIF, image, video, or simple text. in order for the phrase to be effective, you need to make sure the 'xd' is lowercase, and the beginning of the first two words are caps.
#general: *is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond*
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private chat

The thing fucking used when you want to talk to one fucking person; not a fucking group chat.
by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 3, 2017
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plat chat

Term used in the twitch chat of competitive overwatch streams. It describes people who say dumb things in chat thinking their an expert in the game, but actually don't know what they're talking about. The term makes reference to the platinum rank in overwatch, a rank where there is a stereotype that players think they're better than they actually are.
Plat Chat: C9 LUL
Other Viewer: Not a c9 plat chat
by Syncretism April 9, 2019
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Facebook Chat

The most retarded program ever written and posted on the internet.

It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.

Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.

Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
Guy 1- Were you trying to say something on the F-book today?

Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
by MPeds February 5, 2009
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good chat

When someone ignores you or doesn't answer your question you would say "good chat"
Walking into a room full of people and saying "hi guys" everyone ignores you. You would say "good chat" .
by Dunk151 July 13, 2016
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Half chat

A more derogatory version of half caste used to describe people of mixed race. Made more offensive maybe by the implied casually dismissive nature of the phrase. Often pronounced arf chat.

Regionally popular in the UK (South Eastern England among older people and possibly a phrase coined by soldiers during the British colonial occupation of India in the 19th century.
“Ooh… what a beautiful baby. Shame she looks a bit half chat though. Who's the father?”
by Chelonian October 6, 2011
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The L Chat

A lesbian forum that despite what previous definitions claim, is NOT a bi message board.
In fact, the site revolves around bislut-bashing, along with the thrashing of the following groups: butches, lesbians who've been with men, men, gay men, transsexuals, straight women, asexuals, pansexuals, black girls, Asian girls, fat girls, ugly girls and Americans.

L Chat hates anyone and everyone (but worships Kathy Belge the lesbian expert), and attracts all the mentally unsound Berthas and Elizabeths, as well as trolls from Israel, Croatia and etc. Forum gets spammed with porn on a regular basis.
Rich, thin and attractive femme4femme goldstar lesbians are also worshipped, but maybe that's because everyone there is one.
Hilarious threads are created from time to time. Posters like going on Tinychat, Omegle and Flockdraw a lot.

The rest of the forum discusses straight women with teen fangirls desperately hoping that the whole of female Hollywood is gay. TV show threads seem be the most sane parts of the great forum.

It's impossible not to become addicted to the L Chat once you scratch the surface of it.
I was googling hasbians and when I clicked on the thread link, I was appalled by the things posted on there. Been hooked on the L Chat ever since.

L Chat is considered the shithole of the LGBT galaxy and is by far the bitchiest site on the internet. Stalkers, mouthbreathers and psychos run rampant, generally not a safe place.

L Chat is home to the trainwreck lesbians.
by TheLChat December 8, 2013
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