googley eyes

EYES THAT WOBBLE. DEY GO *WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE SLIIIDE SLIIIDE*

wobble slide googley eyes SLIIIIIIDE

by WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE SLIIIIDE February 6, 2014

green eyed goddess

A jealous or envious beautiful woman. (Green with envy).

We are just friends....you're quite the green eyed goddess.

by Frecklettes April 17, 2016

whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

bright eyes

a great band that has the young and beautiful conor oberst in it. an indie band from omaha.

Kevin:Bright Eyes is performing this week!
Amy:Wow they rock my socks!
Anne: Conors so hot!

by Monique February 9, 2004

Penis Eyes

The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.

Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.

by Narvie December 28, 2005

starry eyed

When you are on ecstacy, your pupils get very dialated and you feel amazing and starry eyed. Your eyes feel very wide and glowing.

I'm rollin hard and I feel so starry eyed!

by dublights88 October 10, 2011

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009