Dick up

A dick exercise. Like a push up, but instead of pushing yourself up using your arms, you use you dick. A vital part of every alpha male's life

1. wow I've been doing 20 dick ups a day for 2 months and my dick has increased 15 inches

by jjgg2000 January 24, 2020

Dick Smoking

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.

"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

dick brain

A cop who gives you a ticket when he does'nt necessarily have to... or any authorative person that gets off on his or her power.

I told the cop I didn't do anything, arrest me dick brain, so he did.

by jimppanzee April 9, 2007

dick taco

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole

That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.

by Bunanator December 1, 2007

dick chugging

When you stick a straw or small funnel down your urethra and pour alcohol down the tube, consequently chugging alcohol from your dick.

"Yo, the party was crazy last night! Brandon was dick chugging all sorts of shit!"

by Tama-Cha February 23, 2017

dick shaft

rod

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel

by daniel August 25, 2003

dick-nut

Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!

Yo, that guy is such a dick-nut!

by Elysha January 20, 2003