Box destroyer

Chips Regan

Chips has slayed so many boxes, he’s the ultimate box destroyer.

by -Galileo^ May 10, 2024

no box

when u finish a fat ass meal capable of feeding a small village by yourself without the needed assistance of a to-go box

i finished that pizza no box bro

i just no boxed that lasagna bro

i no boxed that bitch dude

by areallycooldude June 24, 2021

Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

Bark box

a Dog inside a box of wood chips

A bark box was on my front door and it was severely injured

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020