Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.
Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.
by DaEif October 03, 2015
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Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.
Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.
by DaEif November 06, 2015
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Battle box

Slang for a loaded magazine or clip
Toss me a battle box, I'm running low
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Mudder

A master driver in the Army
Did you see the mudder get stuck? You would think a master driver would know better.
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san fransiscoing

Guy 1: Jeff got so drunk he started San Fransiscoing in the street.
Guy 2: So he took a dump?
Guy 1: Hell yeah he did
by DaEif December 03, 2019
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