DaEif's definitions

Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.

Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.

by DaEif November 19, 2015

Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.

Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.

by DaEif January 8, 2016

Mudder

A master driver in the Army

Did you see the mudder get stuck? You would think a master driver would know better.

by DaEif January 19, 2024

san fransiscoing

Taking a shit in public like an animal

Guy 1: Jeff got so drunk he started San Fransiscoing in the street.
Guy 2: So he took a dump?
Guy 1: Hell yeah he did

by DaEif December 2, 2019

Battle box

Slang for a loaded magazine or clip

Toss me a battle box, I'm running low

by DaEif July 15, 2024

hysternecktomy

Decapitation

Marie Antoinette's last action was receiving an involuntary hysternecktomy

by DaEif March 12, 2025